XD Bwha! The one with the real estate agent kills me, but then I work at an architecture firm, knowing which way is north is important. This also reminds me of the time when my friend said, "And since Easter falls on a Sunday this year maybe you'll get Monday off! :D"

"But, it's always on Sunday.
"Oh, right..."

Oh, I'm from the Padded Cell, btw. :)