Friendship

So this was passed on to me and I found it just too good not to share:

Friendship

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry sack who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; because you are my friend".


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

And it starts again ...

I just heard from my agency. They have a potential position with Treasury Board starting ASAP and going through July. It's an AS-2, which means proper administrative work, rather than clerical. I honestly don't mind the clerical and quality assurance work, but it's not exactly stimulating. This job's closer to home and it's got free parking, both of which are bonuses. And, like all other temp positions lately, this one will need an interview. Apparently they got bitten when a temp failed to show up for the first day of work and provided no notification to either his agency or the clients. *shakes head* I just have to wonder at the work ethic of these kids today ... yeah, I'm old, deal with it.

My agent will let me know the situation. Hopefully this one is more prosperous than the last few.

Naïve Smokescreen - Part Four

Naïve Smokescreen
Part Four

Disclaimer: Transformers belong to Hasbro and Takara, and are licensed to IDW and Dreamworks. My original characters are my own and any similarity between them and any existing characters from canon or fandom is purely coincidental. I claim no ownership by writing this work.

Author's Note: This is written in response to the 28 Character Meme floating about LJ. tiamat1972 requested this and I hope she approves. The next part(s) should be showing up in the next few days. This story does make mention of events in Regrets and Bad Day, but there are no spoilers and you don't have to have read either to get this. And, as always, this takes place in my own little twisted AU. And for those who want to look back or need a refresher, Part 1 can be found here and Part 2 is here, and Part 3 is here.

( Naïve Smokescreen )

Movie memage

Look up your 10 favorite movies on IMDB.
Post three official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for these 10 picks.
Have your friends guess the show names.
Borrowed from nightwind69

1. Child Murder Investigtion, Composer, Wheelchair
2. Spinster, Basement, Theodore Rosevelt - Arsenic and Old Lace, naphtaliphoenix
3. 1860s, Thailand, Royalty - The King and I, nightwind69
4. Gun for Hire, Remake of Japanese Film, Famous Score - The Magnificent Seven, pyroofone
5. Interracial Relationship, Polynisia, Xenophobia - South Pacific, nightwind69
6. Courtroom, Southern U.S., Leather Jacket - My Cousin Vinny, naphtaliphoenix
7. Female Bonding, Beauty Salon, Louisiana - Steel Magnolias, nightwind69
8. Christmas, Trial, Post Office - Miracle on 34th Street, julie_ann
9. Death of a Friend, Reunited Friends, House Party - The Big Chill, corradus
10. Child Rearing, Dysfunctional Family, Marriage