Bored! Beyond! Tears!

[wyntir_knight]

(meme borrowed from darkfire_blade

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Great Grand High Awesomeness
Your symbol is:	the fox, because you're foxy!
You rule from:	a mountaintop mansion
At your side is:	your faithful little pet dragon, Smidgeon
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	just regular, run-of-the-mill . . . cyborgs
Your most popular law is:	Jell-O is a vegetable
Your least popular law is:	Hot people register for draft; hey, your guards get old
Your worst enemy is:	that last step down from the throne - it's steep!
Your popularity rating is:	45%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	41%